GR1-11 The references to the "restoration of the OEMMII" of Manuel R. are due to the fact that he had suffered a serious traffic accident, from which he recovered almost completely after a few months.

UMMOAELEUUEE

 

Country: SPAIN

 

No. of copies: 2

 

Contains: URGENT AND IMPORTANT MESSAGE

 

Honourable Mr DWF:

 

I come from the planet UMMO, which revolves around the incandescent IUMMA. This time I omit my name, although you can easily deduce it. Mr DWF, we wish to make you responsible for organizing the contents and attitudes of your next meeting in the beautiful city of Barcelona, Spain. We beg that the meeting be co-directed by you and Mrs MARILUZ, but name a third co-director from the country France. Their function will be to ensure the balance of the meeting and to moderate the contents and the (presumably few or no) entropic attitudes. Delegate the external organizational and logistical aspects to your peaceful and intelligent brother Mr XAPS, whose diligence and experience in hospitality are known to us. We have no similar occupation on UMMO, but we know how important that activity is for OYAGAA, to the point of telling you without hesitation that, well exercised, it has saved thousands of conflicts and lives on your planet. Such is the primitivism of your incompletely evolved encephalon, and such the value of the profession that avoids needless bloodshed. Congratulate Mr XAPS on our behalf, and urge him to continue with his beliefs, which for the most part we do not share. HELP YOUR BROTHER MANUEL R. IN EVERYTHING, for although HE WAS NEVER ALONE AS FAR AS WE ARE CONCERNED, we are not sure we can restore his OEMMII one hundred per cent, although we guarantee him a peaceful and almost fully operative life before long. Exercise patience, Mr Manuel. It will bring you indescribable benefits here on OYAGAA (within no less than 18,4 months) and above all an immense reward in the BUUAAWAA BIIAEEII (DO NOT FORGET THAT YOU GO ON LIVING ETERNALLY AND IN TOTAL FULLNESS ONCE YOUR OEMMII IS ANNIHILATED!!!). As for your timely meeting in the city of Barcelona, we beg you to follow these pieces of advice or instructions: YOUR BROTHER____________________________ MUST NOT ATTEND IT

                                                                                                                                                                           

the presence of that brother of yours is INDISPENSABLE to us (together with that of two other OEMMI of the city of Madrid unknown to all of you) during the period between the 14th of your month of May and the 24th of your month of June

 

 

 

                              

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We enclose a note which you may and must read -Paragraph deleted by the addressee-, sending it by e-mail (avoid the telephone and communicate with your brother by e-mail) TO YOUR BROTHER . All the above marked by hand must be deleted by you once your meeting in the city of Barcelona has taken place, and shown only to the OEMMII you trust (including in that option your Gallic brothers who deserve your trust) as well as Mr MANUEL R. We beg you to treat your sister TR with exquisite courtesy, a YIE who deserves our keenest admiration and whom you have treated on more than one occasion with frivolity, when not with outright coolness or disregard, no doubt the fruit of the poor encephalization you drag along. You have noticed that few YIIEE of OYAGAA take an interest in our culture. This is due largely to the way of treating the YIIEE that the male of OYAGAA has cultivated since his access to the third element (OEMBUAAW) DO NOT WASTE THAT POSSIBILITY WITH YOUR SISTER, who, we repeat, is an admirable YIE if ever there was one.

 

 

Written in obedience to the orders of UMMOAELEEUUEE through my superior, who orders me to beg you to accept our hand on your chest, Mr DWF